Q: Did you hear the one about the blonde who had a bumper sticker that said, "ALL BLONDES AREN'T DUMB?"
A: No one could read it because it was hung upside-down.
Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus?
A: A visitor.
Q: How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower all day?
A: Lend her your bottle of Shampoo that says "lather, rinse, repeat".
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard on the news that over 90% of accidents occur at the home?
A: She moved.
Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q. How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof?
A. Tell her that the drinks are on the house.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common?
A. They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.
Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Q:How do you keep a blonde busy?
A:Give them a piece of paper with Please Turn Over written on both sides.
Q:How do you make a blonde happy in their old age?
A:Tell them a joke now.
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